THE SYNAGOGUE

small world

2005-06-11T21:20:54Z

Its a small world without a doubt is the gayest ride ever.

Its Over

2005-05-01T02:45:39Z

For what its worth It was worth all the while.

Class of 05

Crippled

2005-03-10T04:10:29Z

I can use a handicap sign.

I dont have to walk.

I have a personal driver.

I have personal tutors.

I sleep all day and play games all night.

I got hit by a car. WHY WHY WHY?

West Beirut

2005-02-15T04:06:02Z

I can now honestly say Lebanon is the sickest place ever. I can now scream "Ehwah" with pride, and gloat when I hear the response.

Ya ok.

Now the real stuff. Lebanon, if you want to find a new way to die, then I suggest getting involved in politics there.

EMILE LAHOUD DID IT!!!

AEROSTAR

2005-01-25T04:43:33Z

For those of you who dont know, I am the proud owner of a 1992 Ford Aerostar. Over the course of the past year, I have recieved many ideas of how to upgrade the ride, including decorating the interior, exterior, and engine. Well now is your chance to be heard. Leave all your suggestions for modification and please let me know who you are when you do so. One day, there will be world peace, but until then, we only have the Aerostar.

Condi

2005-01-19T01:04:59Z

Condoleeza Rice recently had a disagreement with Senator Barbara Boxer among others during her confirmation hearings in the Senate for the Secretary of State. Her integrity came into question.

CONDI RICE... LACK OF INTEGRITY? NOOOOOO WAY. I mean shes doing a noble thing, sending people to kill others and then die themselves.

arra_mors_arev @ 2005-01-11T22:27:00

2005-01-12T06:29:55Z

WHERE THE PARTY AT? CAMP 2001

arra_mors_arev @ 2005-01-07T00:20:00

2005-01-07T08:23:59Z

I believe that one aspect of my education that can not be adequately displayed in any application is my love of reading. I believe that reading is the most fundamental aspect of ones education. Without reading it is impossible to learn any morsel of truth in this world. My love of reading however, is only multiplied by the idea of reading works of literature written by such esteemed authors as Jane Austen, Ernest Hemingway, and Leo Tolstoy. Throughout high school and even prior to that, the literature I have been exposed to has helped me expand both my vocabulary and reading skills. However, my extracurricular reading has helped me broaden my senses and imagination. I am able to grasp concepts in other subjects and fields more easily. I attribute that ease to my avid reading. I believe that my success on the SAT and other standardized tests can also be attributed to my extracurricular reading. I have tutored several children and tried to emphasize the importance of reading, saying that only through reading can they achieve their goals and become successful in life. Although reading is required in any institution of learning, I feel that for one to reach a higher level of education, they must embrace reading, and allow it to dominate their lives. Only through such action can one succeed.

Hah how can i be rejected with that?

Thank You

2004-12-29T19:32:02Z

I have to thank someone very important to me today:

Thank You.

You have been a negative influence on me, but I wouldnt have it any other day. You have done nothing but teach me bad things, make me to do immoral things, and create a desire in me for evil, but its ok.

You spotted my love for the Lakers, and exploited it, and because of that, I am where I am today. Those two words you said changed my being, igniting a passion within me that can never be doused. When you insulted Kobe that one time, you crossed the line, and so did I. Thank You.

arra_mors_arev @ 2004-12-19T20:50:00

2004-12-20T04:52:50Z

I had the greatest time of my life,

But I am still angry and upset.

Hows that supposed to work?

THE GAME

2004-12-10T04:58:07Z

I saw the Game himself today, ya Triple H.

"Yo wheres Stephanie?" I yelled, embraced by a wave of cheers.

"Ya you keep talking" he responded.

But for some strange reason, after seeing him rise when he said that, I couldnt say another word.

That man is awesome.

List of Druggies

2004-12-03T05:12:19Z

Here is a list of people, things, etc. who i think must have been druggies:

1) Jesus was a druggie. I mean the hair, talking to invisible people, having someone drown him in a river. Cant you imagine 13 guys in some volkswagon van with a few hookas and some other stuff. And how high did he have to be to think he could spread a fish to 500 people. He probably gave some weed to Lazarus. Medicinal Style.

2)Rudolph the red nosed reindeer: One question, why do you think his nose was so red?

3)Marie Antoinette: Just think about Marie, Louis XVI, Maximilien Robespierre, and Emile Zola chain smoking. I mean, what else could she have done in some palace. Then shed give the people cake, and Louis some pie. HAHA

Randomosity

2004-12-01T06:03:13Z

"I didnt think it was humanly possible but this both sucks and blows."

"Did a female justice ruin the Supreme Court?"
- "Yes, and his name was Earl Warren."

"Wherever I go, a dog named Ego follows me!"

"Neitzche is a moron"

People I can do Without
-"Some lady with a naked picture of Yasser Arafat in her purse."

"When you are dining with pretentious people, a great idea for an order would be candied moose balls."

BAD WHITE MEN DANCING ON THE FIELD

Guess who said all this (mostly different people) and you get a PRIZE.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2004-11-28T03:32:18Z

I am so sick of Turkey, trimmings, and whatnot.

Bring on the sheep!

Nothing

2004-11-23T05:28:49Z

Barev Barev Hazar Barev, vonts ek?

ARA MORS AREV IT VASNT ME.

Mazod anasunner

VAY DEBIL inch es anum.

Loksh es kpel herik, eench es linum.

Ha Shat Lav. Tsdesutuin, Dasvidanya.

Lets start from the beginning:

Peaches N Creme

Where the Party At?

ASTHMA ATTACK!

Cabin 4

Arbys Sauce

Fiesta Potatoes

Vanowen and Woodley (left lane)

Vikes, IB 800, Red Bull, RJ, Straight from the apple

Tent 7

CARMINE SAN DIEGO

Put up that middle finger

Two more weeks, then we are dead

Taco Bell

1 hour in the bathroom

CAFE SANDWICH

Long Island Iced Tea

List of goodness

Vomit on the suitcase

ETO

Amsterdam Security (IT WASNT ME!)

VOSKI BADARAKAGH

some of that real gangsta .....

Dirty Sanchez ...

Dallas

Mandaloun/pimp uncle

Ferrari bathroom

SICK BRO

and the ultimate:

NORDSTROM PERFUME SECTION

Y'all know who u r. Juss one thing to say:

Were gonna die bro.

Jihad

2004-11-21T17:40:44Z

My village was attacked and my family was killed. SO I DECLARED A JIHAD ON THEM.

arra_mors_arev @ 2004-11-17T19:56:00

2004-11-18T03:58:23Z

I finally said what i had to say all along. Everything is cool now with everyone i guess. But then why do i still feel so miserable?

The Eagle has Landed

2004-11-16T06:12:12Z

Sorry World. Enough Said.

Tis Over

2004-11-16T02:55:34Z

They say all things must come to an end. After everything I went through, after all those jokes, and after all those laughs its over. Well I guess all i can say is good luck, see you in 10 years. Well see who is in a better position then, and who will be trying to do what. Hasta Luego Homes.

No Drama

2004-11-15T06:12:59Z

Ok look this LJ is not intended to create and drama or anything like that. Personally im sick of drama and i wash my hands of it and all ppl who desire it. You know perfectly well who you are. I am very angry at myself for ever believing a word you said. I finally understand what you were trying to do and it makes me sick.

And by the way, i would like to know how thought you would have been able to hide this for so long, im not stupid i had to figure it out eventually, and thanks to a simple comment i finally did.

SMOKER

2004-11-14T00:26:46Z

What do u call a person who needs to have four heart attacks, a quadruple-bypass surgery, and years of high blood pressure to quit smoking?

a DICK

Tackle me

2004-11-12T05:55:02Z

veterans day,
i cant feel my side,
at least i wasnt killing some family in Vietnam,
claiming to make a sacrifice,
oh well

Lakers

2004-11-11T04:43:17Z

Sorry to tell all u ppl this, but its all about the Lakers. Its all about Kobe, its all about Lamar, its all about Caron, and of course its all about the Lakers(not the journal but everything in general).

On a more debatable topic, who loves the chocolate?